An Interesting Day

[themadpoker]

So I'm working on reading the 20 pages from chapter 3 for Civics and answering the questions. This is because I am a freaking moron who doesn't work on the week-ends when time is available. I actually should probably be studying for my biology unit test because it's worth quite a bit more marks wise, but Civics is shaping up to be my best subject this semester and I refuse to give up my one chance at a a 90. NO.

Anyways let's get off the topic of silly things like school. :) I actually wanted to show my f-list what is probably the most :O inducing thing I have seen in manga yet.




Harlequin manga. And yes, I did read it. >_< The entire thing was printed in "flirty pink ink" (book description, not mine). It was an interesting experience to say the least. Not worth skipping out on studying on biology. But good for a conversation starter. Especially if I feel like scarring Amanda's brain and snickering evilly. XD


Biology, I shall conquer!

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[ebony-creme.livejournal.com]

AHAHA. Oh man.... how was it?

>.> Ooh, biology. I meant to conquer that, but eh... got lazy...

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

I shall write you a condensed version. Just because I can. :D

Prince dude: ZOMG the tourists aren't coming anymore! My country's getting poor. ;_;

Nondescript black-haired friend (or minister of finance I never really figured it out): I have the solution! We shall marry you off to some rich American girl and boost our economy with her fortune!

PD: COOL! :DDDD

***a bit later***

NBF: Hey Prince! I found out they're doing a bachelor auction thing in America! And hot American rich girl is going to be there! I've signed you up cause I'm awesome and forward-thinking.

PD: Dude, I just realized I'm going to have to give up my playboy status now. NOOOOOOOO!!!!

NBF: >( Deal. American lady is hot and rich. Think of the money.

***off to America whee!!***

Screaming fangirls (not the cool ones from Ouran. Mostly 40 year olds in this crowd): OOOOOHHH look a prince! Let's pay exorbitant fees on tickets for a chance to go on a date with him! :3

PD: XD The ladies love me. Oh hi there American girl who I don't want to marry for money. Really.

American rich girl (aka girl with no real personality whatsoever): Oh hi. *blush*

American's abrasive mommy: Why hello there Prince. My daughter's been so anxious to meet you! She even bought a hundred off those raffle tickets for a date with you! :DDD

NDF: *to prince* Hey look, a perfect opportunity to talk to her! Use your mad psychic skills to pick one of her tickets!

PD: Not going to get all the chicks anymore. Sulkitty-sulk.

***the draw (which is important and special so pay attention!)***

PD: *activating ESPN!* Rich girl please, rich girl please, rich girl please...ehh? Hope Jordan?

40 year old lady in the audience: OMG I won! *faints*

PD: X_x I said rich girl God! Not common old woman! *dies*

***at a hospital***

random girl: Mom what happened? Why are you in the hospital? WHO'S GOING TO RUN THE COFFEE SHOP IF YOU'RE SICK??

The returning 40 year old lady: Don't worry about that love! I just got you a date with a prince!

The one previously referred to as random girl who is now revealed to be Hope Jordan: Whut?

*insert much old lady squealing and date primpage*

Old ladies: You look like a sexxed up version of Cinderella! YAY!!!

Prince: Oh hey, she's kind of hot. And not 40. Thanks God. :3

*blah blah blah unimportant, unoriginal date talk*

Girl: Hey even though I just met this guy through a date my mother signed me up for I think I'm in love!

Prince: Oh woe is me. I must marry a rich woman to help my kingdom but I think I just fell in love with this coffee shop girl. D:

Prince comes to visit her dressed up as Elvis. Becuase he has to get away from the paparazzi and a disguise as an Elvis impersonator is as good as any.

Hope: He's willing to wear fake sideburns for me. I know this must be love.

Prince: ♥♥♥♥

And then he comes dressed as the guy from the Matrix. More lovey-doveyness insues.

***cut to hotel/palace/wherever the heck it is the Prince is staying***

Prince: *wandering around sparkly-eyed*

NBF (hah you totally forgot who he is didn't you? No worries, it looks like the author did too. Anyways it's the financial advisor best friend guy): *pokes prince* Y'know you really need to get around to seducing rich American girl.

Prince: Whuzzat??

NBF: :@ The rich American girl! The beautiful, sweet, wonderful barely characterized girl you're supposed to MARRY?!?!?! You haven't even talked to her properly! *storms off*

Prince: *blinks* What's up with him?

An article on the prince and american girl appears in the newspaper announcing their engagement. Everyone goes oh my.

Hope: ;_; Prince?

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

Stuff happens. The Prince and Hope angst. The Prince is forced to go home so he doesn't continue the Hope ZOMGLUV affair when he's supposed to get married. No one really cares. Prince gets around to seeing the article.

Prince: Hey what the hell is this?? I was off cavorting with Hope dressed as the Matrix last night, not on a date with rich girl! >(

NDF: I arranged for the newspapers to release the story last night. American girl agreed. You may thank me now.

Prince: But it's not TRUEEEE!!!

NDF: :@ It SHOULD be!! American girl is awesome; she deserves to be going out with you by now! I QUIT!!!!!

Prince: 0_o Seriously, what is up with him??

Some moments of introspection. The phone rings.

American girl: Umm hi Prince. Listen I was wondering if you'd mind dumping me?

Prince: ...Wait WHAT? But what about the newspaper article??

AG: My mother. That's why I couldn't call it off myself actually.

Prince: But why would your mom care whether we got married or not?

AG: Have you seen the way she was squealing over you? And umm could I talk to the black-haired financial advisor guy please?

Prince: Ah sorry he just quit.

AG: ... ;_;

The phone call ends. Introspection recommences.

Prince: ...ZOMG they're in love aren't they!!

After much angst emo rational thought Hope comes to a decision. And flys off to the prince's island which I can't really remember the name of.

Hope: Prince I have angsted thought about this for awhile and decided something. I can't let something like marriage get in the way of our true love. If I can't be your wife I'll be your willing sex slave mistress girlfriend (by the way I quoted that last line directly from the story).

Prince: No.

Hope: ;_; WHY??

Prince: Because I'm going to marry you.

Hope: But but but you're a prince. And I'm not!

Prince: :DDDDDD That doesn't matter! This story is designed for squealing romantic 12-year olds so the author had me suddenly discover a diamond mine which will help my country's finances so I can be free to marry you!! Though when you think about it that kind of makes the message of this story money > love.

Hope: YAYS!!!!

And then there was some babbling about Cinderella. And everyone lived happily ever after.

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

Haha, did I say condensed? I meant to say script that is only slightly shorter then the actualy story. ^_^ No actually I am not aware of what concise means. Enlighten me?

[amari-sakura.livejournal.com]

eek!Bio sucks ~_~ nevertheless,good thinking!STOMP them down.haw haw XD

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

:D Not only did I stomp I did it in a skirt and steel-toed boots.