Stuff happens. The Prince and Hope angst. The Prince is forced to go home so he doesn't continue the Hope ZOMGLUV affair when he's supposed to get married. No one really cares. Prince gets around to seeing the article.
Prince: Hey what the hell is this?? I was off cavorting with Hope dressed as the Matrix last night, not on a date with rich girl! >(
NDF: I arranged for the newspapers to release the story last night. American girl agreed. You may thank me now.
Prince: But it's not TRUEEEE!!!
NDF: :@ It SHOULD be!! American girl is awesome; she deserves to be going out with you by now! I QUIT!!!!!
Prince: 0_o Seriously, what is up with him??
Some moments of introspection. The phone rings.
American girl: Umm hi Prince. Listen I was wondering if you'd mind dumping me?
Prince: ...Wait WHAT? But what about the newspaper article??
AG: My mother. That's why I couldn't call it off myself actually.
Prince: But why would your mom care whether we got married or not?
AG: Have you seen the way she was squealing over you? And umm could I talk to the black-haired financial advisor guy please?
Prince: Ah sorry he just quit.
AG: ... ;_;
The phone call ends. Introspection recommences.
Prince: ...ZOMG they're in love aren't they!!
After much angstemorational thought Hope comes to a decision. And flys off to the prince's island which I can't really remember the name of.
Hope: Prince I have angsted thought about this for awhile and decided something. I can't let something like marriage get in the way of our true love. If I can't be your wife I'll be your willing sex slavemistress girlfriend (by the way I quoted that last line directly from the story).
Prince: No.
Hope: ;_; WHY??
Prince: Because I'm going to marry you.
Hope: But but but you're a prince. And I'm not!
Prince: :DDDDDD That doesn't matter! This story is designed for squealing romantic 12-year olds so the author had me suddenly discover a diamond mine which will help my country's finances so I can be free to marry you!! Though when you think about it that kind of makes the message of this story money > love.
Hope: YAYS!!!!
And then there was some babbling about Cinderella. And everyone lived happily ever after.
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Date: 2006-10-19 12:39 am (UTC)Prince: Hey what the hell is this?? I was off cavorting with Hope dressed as the Matrix last night, not on a date with rich girl! >(
NDF: I arranged for the newspapers to release the story last night. American girl agreed. You may thank me now.
Prince: But it's not TRUEEEE!!!
NDF: :@ It SHOULD be!! American girl is awesome; she deserves to be going out with you by now! I QUIT!!!!!
Prince: 0_o Seriously, what is up with him??
Some moments of introspection. The phone rings.
American girl: Umm hi Prince. Listen I was wondering if you'd mind dumping me?
Prince: ...Wait WHAT? But what about the newspaper article??
AG: My mother. That's why I couldn't call it off myself actually.
Prince: But why would your mom care whether we got married or not?
AG: Have you seen the way she was squealing over you? And umm could I talk to the black-haired financial advisor guy please?
Prince: Ah sorry he just quit.
AG: ... ;_;
The phone call ends. Introspection recommences.
Prince: ...ZOMG they're in love aren't they!!
After much
angstemorational thought Hope comes to a decision. And flys off to the prince's island which I can't really remember the name of.Hope: Prince I have
angstedthought about this for awhile and decided something. I can't let something like marriage get in the way of our true love. If I can't be your wife I'll be yourwilling sex slavemistressgirlfriend (by the way I quoted that last line directly from the story).Prince: No.
Hope: ;_; WHY??
Prince: Because I'm going to marry you.
Hope: But but but you're a prince. And I'm not!
Prince: :DDDDDD That doesn't matter! This story is designed for squealing romantic 12-year olds so the author had me suddenly discover a diamond mine which will help my country's finances so I can be free to marry you!! Though when you think about it that kind of makes the message of this story money > love.
Hope: YAYS!!!!
And then there was some babbling about Cinderella. And everyone lived happily ever after.