Oh my Gorsh

I was bored. So I decided I'd look through the Naruto section on fanfiction.net. 0_o Oh my gorsh, I've been so incredibly lucky so far and never realized it. I seriously couldn't believe some of the things people posted.

( Some of the more scary summaries I found )

And this is only what I found on the first page. Maybe I'm being harsh. I've probably been spoiled by only reading good fanfiction by people like sharingank and ebony-creme. Or maybe these fanfictions just really, really suck. I don't know. I'm off to go wash out my brain with soap.