Oh my Gorsh
Feb. 6th, 2006 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
themadpokerI was bored. So I decided I'd look through the Naruto section on fanfiction.net. 0_o Oh my gorsh, I've been so incredibly lucky so far and never realized it. I seriously couldn't believe some of the things people posted.
Cutting by XUchihaSerenaX reviews
Sakura's sister Rei comes, and ruins her life again. She has nothing left so she starts cutting, will they be able to save her in time? NOT SASUREI.!SASUSAKU4EVA!
0_o When I saw this I thought 'It's got to be a parody'. I mean no one would put a summary like that for something serious right? WRONG. My poor head.
Trials of The Ninja by The-Anime-Revolution
Hiei ends up in Konohah!How did this happen? Hows he going to get home? Whats with these Chuunin exams?
Well I don't have anything against crossovers but...screw it I do have something against crossovers. There are very few authors skilled enough to pull them off. This person isn't one of them.
Witch in Konoha High School by Sakura4eva
A girl called Haruno Sakura has magical powers and she goes to Konoha High School, she makes lots of friends and some enemies.[Sasusaku,naruhina,nejiten,eventually!]
Hey I like the movie Kiki's Delivery Service! Don't go and give witches a bad name!
Her Secrets by NayNay12
Her clan is destroyed because of their secrets.Now Orochimaru must find and kill her to not let the secrets out.The only thing is what are the secrets,and why she is so quiet about it.Help find out with Team 7!SasuOC,NaruOC,Pairings
Oh come on, I don't REALLY have to explain why I dislike this one, do I?
Jealous Love by Kougra
SasuNaru Sasuke likes Naruto, but can't say the three words, so Gaara and Neji help. Will their plan succeed? First try at yaoi. Chapter 8 is now posted!
Err yeah. because we all know that somewhere deep down inside Gaara and Neji are squealing matchmakers who are all for the power of LOVE!! And we can all see Sasuke as the shy boy experiencing his first love right? I mean come on, it's so obvious. Kishimoto's been putting all these little hints in the manga! God, I can't believe you didn't NOTICE!
And this is only what I found on the first page. Maybe I'm being harsh. I've probably been spoiled by only reading good fanfiction by people like sharingank and ebony-creme. Or maybe these fanfictions just really, really suck. I don't know. I'm off to go wash out my brain with soap.
Cutting by XUchihaSerenaX reviews
Sakura's sister Rei comes, and ruins her life again. She has nothing left so she starts cutting, will they be able to save her in time? NOT SASUREI.!SASUSAKU4EVA!
0_o When I saw this I thought 'It's got to be a parody'. I mean no one would put a summary like that for something serious right? WRONG. My poor head.
Trials of The Ninja by The-Anime-Revolution
Hiei ends up in Konohah!How did this happen? Hows he going to get home? Whats with these Chuunin exams?
Well I don't have anything against crossovers but...screw it I do have something against crossovers. There are very few authors skilled enough to pull them off. This person isn't one of them.
Witch in Konoha High School by Sakura4eva
A girl called Haruno Sakura has magical powers and she goes to Konoha High School, she makes lots of friends and some enemies.[Sasusaku,naruhina,nejiten,eventually!]
Hey I like the movie Kiki's Delivery Service! Don't go and give witches a bad name!
Her Secrets by NayNay12
Her clan is destroyed because of their secrets.Now Orochimaru must find and kill her to not let the secrets out.The only thing is what are the secrets,and why she is so quiet about it.Help find out with Team 7!SasuOC,NaruOC,Pairings
Oh come on, I don't REALLY have to explain why I dislike this one, do I?
Jealous Love by Kougra
SasuNaru Sasuke likes Naruto, but can't say the three words, so Gaara and Neji help. Will their plan succeed? First try at yaoi. Chapter 8 is now posted!
Err yeah. because we all know that somewhere deep down inside Gaara and Neji are squealing matchmakers who are all for the power of LOVE!! And we can all see Sasuke as the shy boy experiencing his first love right? I mean come on, it's so obvious. Kishimoto's been putting all these little hints in the manga! God, I can't believe you didn't NOTICE!
And this is only what I found on the first page. Maybe I'm being harsh. I've probably been spoiled by only reading good fanfiction by people like sharingank and ebony-creme. Or maybe these fanfictions just really, really suck. I don't know. I'm off to go wash out my brain with soap.
