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Brother: Zeineb, come downstairs! I need your help!
Zeineb: -rushes to the rescue- What's up?
Brother: -is looking pathetically at kitchen blinds- I can't get them to close.
Zeineb: -laughs mockingly- Watch. This is how a REAL Neberay handles things. -attempts and fails-

-more attempting and failing takes place-

Zeineb: Okay you know what? This isn't working. Obviously we need to let these blinds know who's boss. I'll hold the string thingies, you threaten.

Ahmed: -proceeds threatening- ...and you know what I'm going to call up your mama and just tell her how uncooperative you're being!

...

Zeineb: DUDE. That is not threatening. I will show you threatening.

Zeineb: And if you don't come down right this minute I will cut you into TINY little pieces and have those pieces burned down to their essential core and sold to vacuum cleaner companies. Let me tell you right now, life as a Hoover 3000 is not fun!

Blinds: ...
Z and B: -try to stare down-
Blinds: ...
Brother: Okay, I'm going to call Baba on his cell-phone. We're pathetic aren't we?

Zeineb: -is halfway up stairs- What are you talking about? YOU'RE pathetic, I had nothing to do with this!