Reading Round-Up

( I've been single for three days and it's startin' to hurt, Baby I know you're undead but I think we can make it work )

( See I was reading the Harry Potter books the other day and you know what they really need more of? Depression and angst. Lev Grossman provides! )

( I will dress up as a boy to find adventure. Bonus; no one will hit on me then! ...Or not. )

( You must learn to accept your monkeyhood, young Padawan. Only then can true happiness be attained. )

( There's a golden apple on the cover. You can figure out where this is headed )