Aug. 1st, 2007
Bold what's true for you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I must be a loser --> See this is kind of an ambiguous one because umm NOBODY's like everyone else. I mean if I'm not like this dude then he can't be like me hence he can't be like everybody.
...Yeah.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. --> Ahahahaha. Did I mention they're all long skirts? Like, goodness gracious me ankle is scandal type skirts? xD
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. --> At least I admit it. :p
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK so I MUST be a goth --> I also wear blue and green and red and white...
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENGAGE DAD, so I must not support my kids.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. --> True, true. I can't deny it. =D
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a Hippie.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. <-- Do people really think that? Seriously? That'd be pretty funny. 8D
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a whore.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a RUSSIAN so I MUST be a Communist
I'm IRISH so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm CHINESE so I MUST be a doctor/engineer.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST have a horrible temper.
I'm BRITISH so I MUST be a snob.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be pro-war.
I'm from the MIDDLE EAST so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. --> Umm I do like fried chicken. Sometimes.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. --> OR I could be practising Muslim and thus not so much for the dating.
Just a thought. :D
I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid. --> Does one or two songs count? :/
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I must be a loser --> See this is kind of an ambiguous one because umm NOBODY's like everyone else. I mean if I'm not like this dude then he can't be like me hence he can't be like everybody.
...Yeah.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. --> Ahahahaha. Did I mention they're all long skirts? Like, goodness gracious me ankle is scandal type skirts? xD
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. --> At least I admit it. :p
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK so I MUST be a goth --> I also wear blue and green and red and white...
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENGAGE DAD, so I must not support my kids.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. --> True, true. I can't deny it. =D
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a Hippie.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. <-- Do people really think that? Seriously? That'd be pretty funny. 8D
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a whore.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a RUSSIAN so I MUST be a Communist
I'm IRISH so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm CHINESE so I MUST be a doctor/engineer.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST have a horrible temper.
I'm BRITISH so I MUST be a snob.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be pro-war.
I'm from the MIDDLE EAST so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. --> Umm I do like fried chicken. Sometimes.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. --> OR I could be practising Muslim and thus not so much for the dating.
Just a thought. :D
I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid. --> Does one or two songs count? :/