Aug. 1st, 2007

themadpoker: (so awesome :D)
I am now done Physics. Forever. =DDD Imagine me running around my house singing loudly. And then running away once my family discovers I am free to do chores once more. That should sum up the rest of my afternoon nicely. 8D
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Bold what's true for you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I must be a loser --> See this is kind of an ambiguous one because umm NOBODY's like everyone else. I mean if I'm not like this dude then he can't be like me hence he can't be like everybody.

...Yeah.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. --> Ahahahaha. Did I mention they're all long skirts? Like, goodness gracious me ankle is scandal type skirts? xD

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. --> At least I admit it. :p

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK so I MUST be a goth --> I also wear blue and green and red and white...

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENGAGE DAD, so I must not support my kids.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. --> True, true. I can't deny it. =D

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a Hippie.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. <-- Do people really think that? Seriously? That'd be pretty funny. 8D

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a whore.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a RUSSIAN so I MUST be a Communist

I'm IRISH so I MUST be an alcoholic.

I'm CHINESE so I MUST be a doctor/engineer.

I'm FRENCH so I MUST have a horrible temper.

I'm BRITISH so I MUST be a snob.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be pro-war.

I'm from the MIDDLE EAST so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. --> Umm I do like fried chicken. Sometimes.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. --> OR I could be practising Muslim and thus not so much for the dating.

Just a thought. :D

I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid. --> Does one or two songs count? :/

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