Advice to everyone

Suppose you're attempting to mix hard dollar store paint with water so that it actually becomes paint and it's not working?

Want to know what WON'T work?

Microwaving it. >_>

Aaron Carter is a girl! ...fine so that isn't really shocking.

Unless you can tell me Aaron Carter did not sing a single solitary word from his song Ain't That Cute I will remain forever convinced he's a girl.