But then she got dumped—wearing nothing but a "Kiss the Cook" apron...

[themadpoker]

Rob Colter isn't into relationships—but Lindsey sees Rob as the perfect guy to help her "get back on the horse." The sex horse, that is.

Don't you love trashy romance summaries? xD I do.

P.S. That's from the back of Letters to a Secret Lover by Toni Blake. Even the title is giggleworthy. =D

Comments

[princess-dexter.livejournal.com]

Trashy romance makes my world go round. :D

...sex horse?!

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

The sex horse just elevates it to whole new level of amazing. xD

[oriontyne.livejournal.com]

Jeez.
They could've just left out the "sex horse" part, everyone would've gotten it T_T;;

(... this book is from a convenience store, isn't it)

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

Probably. I saw it on a e-book community and felt the need to share the summary with the world. =D

[vaapa-sulo.livejournal.com]

I shall ignore the looming bestiality joke that is smacking me upside the head with a hockey-stick or some other sort of bludgeon due to excessive watching of Whose Line as of lately, and instead giggle excessively. ("Colin Mochrie: We will return to Mary Had a Little Lamb just after this important announcement." Yes, he just said that.)

Yes, that is exactly what I shall do.

*snicker* =D

My mom likes trashy romance novels. Especially ones by Amanda Quick, apparently. In fact, there is a book with a shirtless-man and a purple tinted cover sitting on the coffee table at this very moment. I am resisting the temptation to transcribe the summary here.

P.S. Did you read said book? I am curious now. And slightly fearful.

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

Jokes of all kinds are welcome here! The fact that I felt the need to share this ought to tell you something about my sense of humor. xD

P.S. No. I mean the summary was funny but there is a fine line between hilarity and 'oh dear god, this is painful'.