Jun. 11th, 2008
An Open Letter to One R&B Star
Jun. 11th, 2008 09:12 pmDear Ne-Yo,
Hi. I'm
themadpoker. You may remember me as that one chick who absolutely refused to have anything to do with rap, hip-hop, r&b and anything else where the music videos made me feel like throwing up a little in my mouth.
We managed to work that out. I don't watch the music video and you deliver with a really pretty voice. I have So Sick half memorized and you actually managed to get a Youtube day for yourself! That's pretty special, you're keeping company with the likes of Nickelback and Within Temptation.
But umm. I just realized you have a song called Sexy Love. And I just wanted to confirm though I'm pretty sure already -- you aren't expecting me to take you SERIOUSLY now are you?
Now I don't collapse in giggles everytime I see your picture (unlike a certain other star you share some qualities with - Usher). And well I know this probably has something to do with the way I've assiduously avoided ever watching any of your videos (except for So Sick but you couldn't actually escape that video). But dude we're going to have to revise our relationship terms if you go around making song titles like that. I mean c'mon man. I've already given you a free pass on lyrics; you're pushing the boundaries here.
Hoping you'll quit your love god pretensions,
themadpoker
Hi. I'm
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We managed to work that out. I don't watch the music video and you deliver with a really pretty voice. I have So Sick half memorized and you actually managed to get a Youtube day for yourself! That's pretty special, you're keeping company with the likes of Nickelback and Within Temptation.
But umm. I just realized you have a song called Sexy Love. And I just wanted to confirm though I'm pretty sure already -- you aren't expecting me to take you SERIOUSLY now are you?
Now I don't collapse in giggles everytime I see your picture (unlike a certain other star you share some qualities with - Usher). And well I know this probably has something to do with the way I've assiduously avoided ever watching any of your videos (except for So Sick but you couldn't actually escape that video). But dude we're going to have to revise our relationship terms if you go around making song titles like that. I mean c'mon man. I've already given you a free pass on lyrics; you're pushing the boundaries here.
Hoping you'll quit your love god pretensions,
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