You Know You Read/Write Too Much Fanfiction When…

10. It surprises you to find out that slash can also refer to a type of punctuation.

9. The idea of someone falling in love with the person who killed their best friend/family/clan/village doesn’t seem weird to you at all.

8. You start thinking that if your life was a fanfiction you’d write you and your best friend together. The gender of your best friend has absolutely no influence on this decision.

7. You start mentally referring to the head of your school’s Student Council as Mary-Sue.

6. The thought of someone being kind and generous with no selfish motives sounds absolutely ridiculous to you.

5. You believe two people can not argue with each other for any extended period of time without sexual tension building up between them. It just doesn’t happen.

4. Bed/Pillow sounds so boring to you. You much prefer Pillow/Curtain. :D

3. You have trouble figuring out which you value more: your soul or finally finishing up that 20 chapter fanfiction you started 3 years ago.

2. You come to your final exam with bags under your eyes because you stayed up all night reading the most AMAZING (insert pairing of choice here) story EVER.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO KNOW YOU'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH FANFICTION?

1. You read all of these and:

a) They all applied to you or
b) You didn't find this whole list a profound waste of time.

XD So much fun, this was. Anyone want to contribute?