It's Presidential Poetry Day

[themadpoker]

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

~ Actual Bushisms aesthetically arranged by Richard Thompson of The Washington Post

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

Oh Bush. How so special?

Comments

[vaapa-sulo.livejournal.com]

I love this. It makes me happy inside =D

~Camp song interlude~
There are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky.
There are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky.
There's a sun, and a moon, AND A COCONUT CREAM PIE!!!
But there no, bananas in the sky, in the sky.
~/Camp song interlude~

So hyper. I shall sing this song to you upon our next meeting.