You Know You Read/Write Too Much Fanfiction When…

[themadpoker]

10. It surprises you to find out that slash can also refer to a type of punctuation.

9. The idea of someone falling in love with the person who killed their best friend/family/clan/village doesn’t seem weird to you at all.

8. You start thinking that if your life was a fanfiction you’d write you and your best friend together. The gender of your best friend has absolutely no influence on this decision.

7. You start mentally referring to the head of your school’s Student Council as Mary-Sue.

6. The thought of someone being kind and generous with no selfish motives sounds absolutely ridiculous to you.

5. You believe two people can not argue with each other for any extended period of time without sexual tension building up between them. It just doesn’t happen.

4. Bed/Pillow sounds so boring to you. You much prefer Pillow/Curtain. :D

3. You have trouble figuring out which you value more: your soul or finally finishing up that 20 chapter fanfiction you started 3 years ago.

2. You come to your final exam with bags under your eyes because you stayed up all night reading the most AMAZING (insert pairing of choice here) story EVER.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO KNOW YOU'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH FANFICTION?

1. You read all of these and:

a) They all applied to you or
b) You didn't find this whole list a profound waste of time.

XD So much fun, this was. Anyone want to contribute?

Comments

[missykitty0115.livejournal.com]

"The idea of someone falling in love with the person who killed their best friend/family/clan/village doesn’t seem weird to you at all."
Why does that remind me some ItachiSasuke fic? XD

But this list...is amazing. <333
11. You talk yourself and others in third person.
I do that sometimes. After reading for a while, I start saying/describing everything I do.
...anything else I'm thinking of now really only relates to yaoi. :3 or slash. Wait, slash is a type of punctuation? SINCE WHEN!?

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDD I'm not the only one who does that! I keep finding myself starting to narrate my life in my head and I go WAITAMINUTEZEINEB this is NOT a fanfiction.

Slash: homosexual relationship OR
this --> /

Maybe because I was sort of thinking of Itachi/Sasuke when I wrote that? :3

[missykitty0115.livejournal.com]

Life would be so much more interesting if it were a fanfiction though. *sigh*

xD Ya, I know. But sometimes I really do forget and people say slash and I go, "Slash, where?!" *spaz*

Just one of the many reasons Itachi should have killed Sasuke when he killed the rest of his clan. :D

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! That's totally WHY Itachi killed the clan. XD When Sasuke's being that annoying he's not just going to kill him. He's going to make sure he SUFFERS FOR THE REST OF HIS NATURAL (or not) LIFE.

Life WOULD be more interesting as a fanfiction. I know there's places in my life which I would re-write if I was the author. XD

[sayaka-sama.livejournal.com]

2. You come to your final exam with bags under your eyes because you stayed up all night reading the most AMAZING (insert pairing of choice here) story EVER.

*waves hand enthusiastically*

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. (But I aced my exam anyway. XD)

[themadpoker.livejournal.com]

Did I say any of these were BAD things? XD

[youlookslashy.livejournal.com]

that's so true, omg! everything on that list is like.. well, its real. and I've actually referred to the head of the student council mary sue.. accident! haha, fanfiction has taken over my life.