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themadpokerSo. My cousin and I were discussing Zabuza. And he said he was weak because he lost to Kakashi and in his opinion Kakashi isn't that strong because Naruto and Sasuke could own him (talking about the big battle at the valley of the end). To which I replied that's because Kakashi is normal...ish and Naruto and Sasuke are SUPERPOWERFULMAINCHARACTERSOFDOOM. ;D Lovable though. So anyways that's when our conversation turned back to Zabuza and got more interesting (note my cousin has a monkey obsession).
Cousin who shall further be referenced as A: Well anyways Zabuza would get defeated by the Supreme monkey overlords.
Me (z): No he wouldn't! Zabuza wouldn't even need chakra to beat them. He would be all like Haku go brush your hair or something while I defeat these monkeys with my pinky finger.
A: NO! Because the supreme monkey overlords would have their monkey robot go and CRUSH HIM.
Z: Pfft. Well Zabuza would use one of those water attack jutsus and short circuit the robots programming. And then he would laugh at the terror of the Supreme Monkey Overlords without their robot to protect them.
A: He can't. Because the Supreme Monkey Overlord robot (which is annoying to type. Let's just call him SMOR!) is water-proof.
Z: He could still overwhelm it with that water dragon thing.
A: Well it's chakra-proof too. And Zabuza-proof.
Z: How can it be Zabuza-proof?
A: Because Supreme Monkey Overlord number 1 made it.
Z: A robot like that would be too expensive. How'd he afford it?
A: BECAUSE they sold the bananas they got from the forests.
Z: Bananas don't grow in forests around here.
A: From the rainforests then. The SMOs took over the world so they got all the bananas.
Z: Except when they got Hidden Mists Village Zabuza told them to go away cause that's his turf. And then he defeated them.
...And that's when we got silly(er) and started to repeat ourselves. :D
Now that I think about it that's more of a briefly summarized version of our conversation because we went on for quite awhile but I doubt anyone wants to hear the full thing anyways. :)
Cousin who shall further be referenced as A: Well anyways Zabuza would get defeated by the Supreme monkey overlords.
Me (z): No he wouldn't! Zabuza wouldn't even need chakra to beat them. He would be all like Haku go brush your hair or something while I defeat these monkeys with my pinky finger.
A: NO! Because the supreme monkey overlords would have their monkey robot go and CRUSH HIM.
Z: Pfft. Well Zabuza would use one of those water attack jutsus and short circuit the robots programming. And then he would laugh at the terror of the Supreme Monkey Overlords without their robot to protect them.
A: He can't. Because the Supreme Monkey Overlord robot (which is annoying to type. Let's just call him SMOR!) is water-proof.
Z: He could still overwhelm it with that water dragon thing.
A: Well it's chakra-proof too. And Zabuza-proof.
Z: How can it be Zabuza-proof?
A: Because Supreme Monkey Overlord number 1 made it.
Z: A robot like that would be too expensive. How'd he afford it?
A: BECAUSE they sold the bananas they got from the forests.
Z: Bananas don't grow in forests around here.
A: From the rainforests then. The SMOs took over the world so they got all the bananas.
Z: Except when they got Hidden Mists Village Zabuza told them to go away cause that's his turf. And then he defeated them.
...And that's when we got silly(er) and started to repeat ourselves. :D
Now that I think about it that's more of a briefly summarized version of our conversation because we went on for quite awhile but I doubt anyone wants to hear the full thing anyways. :)
