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Got my hands on chapters 8-14. Still on chapter 8 but the story is suddenly infinitely better now that Jacob's narrating it. I'm not even saying this from my whole 'Jacob wins pancakes on a regular basis' standpoint, his narrative voice is just way more interesting than Bella's. Although I think pretty much any character voice would start to stand appealing after 4 chapters of reading about Bella begging Edward to do her. >_> Just. Agh.

It helps that the werewolves have a sense of humour. If I could draw at all I would so be attempting to sketch out Quil in make up right now.

pg. 155 Quil/Jacob shippers rejoice! (Is there such a thing?)

Edward Cullen, you did NOT. Just...what? She's not your freaking prostitute okay? My God.

Jacob? The messed up part was the right one. None of you have asked her anything! Do you not think she might find it slightly offensive that you're out there debating making her...what? A time-share girlfriend?

pg. 265 Meyer totally secretly ships Quil/Jacob. For realz. =D

Seth you are my favourite. God, Meyer's writing gets practically enjoyable when she's not in Bella's head. Why did she make her the protaganist?

Date: 2008-08-02 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabien-aybara.livejournal.com
WTF? WHO HAS A BABY? I THOUGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HADN'T EVEN SLEPT TOGETHER. WHAT IS THIS!?

Meyer already fails.

I suppose someone had to write something that had the opposite effect to Juno.

Also: that cannot possibly happen in reality. I think Meyer's should remember her OWN pregnancies before she goes ahead and writes weird crap like this. And what kind of baby is this?FAIL MEYERS FAIL.

Date: 2008-08-02 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themadpoker.livejournal.com
Bella and Edward sleep together. They go honeymoon on a beach Edward's psuedo-dad Carlisle bought for his pseudo-mom Esme (crazy rich vampires, I don't know).

Bella gets pregaant and no one in the fandom can figure out how it's supposed to WORK. In Twilight she already establishes that vampires have no bodily fluids in them other than venom. And not to be crass but I can think of at least two other fluids required for Edward to get her preganant.

Anyways, she has a freaky half-vamp baby who grows at an abnormal rate (two weeks and she's looking nine months pregnant. And also like death warmed over). And then there's drama because Edward (and I actually agree with him here) wants her to abort it quick because the thing is KILLING her. Meanwhile Bella is like 'no! My precious baby! Rosalie, you like babies, stand as my honor guard!'

And, according to the spoilers I just read, she has the baby, it breks HER SPINE, and then Edward injects her with venom using a syringe because he figures the only way to save her is to turn her into a vampire. And, just to add insult to injury (really Meyer, I'd love to know why on Earth you thought this would make the J/B shippers happy), Jacob imprints in the baby.

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