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themadpoker) wrote2008-07-30 04:17 pm
themadpoker) wrote2008-07-30 04:17 pm
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Breaking Dawn why you gotta be like that?
I am terrified that all the Breaking Dawn spoilers are true. Because as much as I'd like to be able to say Stephanie Meyers is too good to write that sort of ridiculousity well, umm...
She isn't. =(
Chapters 1-7 were leaked. Surprise to end all surprises, Bella still can not shut up about how inhumanely beautiful Edward is. Two comparisons to an archangel so far as well as one particularly ridiculous description about how delicious his breath is. Dear God Bella.
Edward killed Bella's buzz. =DDDDD First line to make me laugh so far in this book.
Eddie C. watches the Food Network!
Is Bella pulling a Cassandra here? I am suspicious of these so called 'dreams'.
... pg. 109 I will not make the obvious joke, I will not make the obvious joke, I will NOT make the obvious joke
Oookay then. The spoilers are true. Bella's having a mutant vamp baby.
Ohgodohgodohgod. That means it's probably true that Jacob imprints on her.
She isn't. =(
Chapters 1-7 were leaked. Surprise to end all surprises, Bella still can not shut up about how inhumanely beautiful Edward is. Two comparisons to an archangel so far as well as one particularly ridiculous description about how delicious his breath is. Dear God Bella.
Edward killed Bella's buzz. =DDDDD First line to make me laugh so far in this book.
Eddie C. watches the Food Network!
Is Bella pulling a Cassandra here? I am suspicious of these so called 'dreams'.
... pg. 109 I will not make the obvious joke, I will not make the obvious joke, I will NOT make the obvious joke
Oookay then. The spoilers are true. Bella's having a mutant vamp baby.
Ohgodohgodohgod. That means it's probably true that Jacob imprints on her.